So, you've been watching too much Ai no Kusabi if...
1. You start referring to yourself as a "he", not a "she" (if you're initially female)
2. And your friends reffer to you accordingly
3. If you see a blond person in the street you look closely - what if that hair's dyed? That's illegal!
4. If your beloved gives you a ring you refuse to wear it: rings are for slaves!
5. You refer to your boss as "Jupiter"
6. And doesn't the way your boss speaks remind you of weird computer-generated sounds you somehow understand? It's deffinately as unnoying!
PS: If you boss's voice really is made up of comuter-generated sounds... you're in for it!!! ;)
7. BTW, why should you do what your boss says? Your hair is two shades lighter!
8. People with long brown hair in a ponytail really get on your nerves.
9. You wake up in the morning craving a cigarette. Iven if you didn't smoke before (real life fact ;)
10. You call your beloved Riki
11. And (s)he's o'k with it
12. And agrees to call you Iason....
13. ... in public.
14. And people around you are used to it by now.
15. You're absolutely sure that your bike can ride on any kind of road or even without a road - all hoverbikes can do that!
16. ... and you manage to prove your point by making the bike go anywhere you like.
17. And you never drink beer. What beer? You drink stout!
18. When you see an attractive\beautiful\exotic-looking boy you start wondering how much could that pet cost.
19. And you're absolutely amazed if such a boy's trying to introduce himself to you - how dare he speak to a Blondie like that!?!